Podcast

You've Got to Be Critting Me

Author: Travis Stewart
Feed episode count: 49
Official site: https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me
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Summary

You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

Jul 13, 2026 · not_requested

Through Your Tubes and Out Your Boobs

Duration seconds: 110
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Jul 1, 2026 · not_requested

Episode 40: Crop Dusted by Ghost Mom

Duration seconds: 7090
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Jun 29, 2026 · not_requested

A Quick Update on Episode 40

Duration seconds: 41
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Jun 15, 2026 · not_requested

Episode 39: Grand Theft Arcana

Duration seconds: 5244
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Jun 1, 2026 · not_requested

Episode 38: One Giant Problem

Duration seconds: 6253
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May 18, 2026 · not_requested

Episode 37: What about my Taint?

Duration seconds: 3593
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May 4, 2026 · not_requested

Episode 36: Blessed are the Unfated

Duration seconds: 3830
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Apr 20, 2026 · not_requested

Episode 35: The Early Rat Gets the Cheese

Duration seconds: 5960
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Apr 6, 2026 · not_requested

Parental Advisory - Episode 3: Cantrips? I thought you said Catnip

Duration seconds: 2800
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Mar 23, 2026 · not_requested

Parental Advisory - Episode 2: Bad Signs on the Trail

Duration seconds: 2999
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Mar 9, 2026 · not_requested

Parental Advisory - Episode 1: Pretend for Grownups

Duration seconds: 2097
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Jan 12, 2026 · not_requested

Episode 34: They Wanted Us to Win

Duration seconds: 3877
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Dec 29, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 33: The Illusion of Home

Duration seconds: 4432
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Dec 15, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 32: The Winter Lunar Festival

Duration seconds: 4453
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Dec 1, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 31: Fun Guy, Yeah Right

Duration seconds: 5185
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Nov 17, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 30: Do You Know the Mushroom Man?

Duration seconds: 4553
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Nov 3, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 29: Mercy or Vengeance

Duration seconds: 4166
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Oct 20, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 28: Into the Bandit Camp

Duration seconds: 4212
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Oct 11, 2025 · not_requested

One Year Anniversary Giveaway Announcement

Duration seconds: 59
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Oct 6, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 27: East? I Thought He Said 'Weast'

Duration seconds: 3926
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Sep 29, 2025 · not_requested

Special Recap: Episodes 15-26

Duration seconds: 371
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Sep 22, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 26: Thormir and the Beanstalk

Duration seconds: 4703
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Sep 8, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 25: Beans, Burglars, and Binding Shackles

Duration seconds: 4642
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Aug 25, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 24: Let’s Get Down to Business (Eventually)

Duration seconds: 3901
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Aug 11, 2025 · not_requested

Episode 23: New Cape, Who Dis?

Duration seconds: 3654
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