{"podcast":{"title":"You've Got to Be Critting Me","slug":"you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757","podcast_index_feed_id":7039757,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30","website_url":"https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/1745905127652-32a05e29-941b-4e9b-b4b2-fb142b7c1236.jpeg","author":"Travis Stewart","episode_count":49,"summary":"You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-13T10:21:31.284693+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 35: The Early Rat Gets the Cheese","slug":"episode-35-the-early-rat-gets-the-cheese","published_at":"2026-04-20T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-35-the-early-rat-gets-the-cheese","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757","url":"https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me/episodes/episode-35-the-early-rat-gets-the-cheese","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/e/69e2df72289eeb2c7b5c7315/media.mp3","summary":"What should have been a celebration turns into chaos when Todd transforms far sooner than anyone expected. As the party scrambles to contain the fallout, they’re left with troubling new questions about the Blessing of the Newborns, Todd’s fate, and Rory’s disappearance DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song \"Royal Joust\" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube , Spotify , and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Join our Patreon! Buy our merch on our website ! Follow us on Instagram , Facebook , and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","meta_description":"What should have been a celebration turns into chaos when Todd transforms far sooner than anyone expected. As the party scrambles to contain the fallout,…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5960,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episodes/episode-35-the-early-rat-gets-the-cheese/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-35-the-early-rat-gets-the-cheese.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}