# You've Got to Be Critting Me

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RSS feed: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30
Official site: https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me
Author: Travis Stewart
Episodes: 49

## Resource

You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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## Episodes
- [Through Your Tubes and Out Your Boobs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/through-your-tubes-and-out-your-boobs) — 2026-07-13T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 40: Crop Dusted by Ghost Mom](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-40-crop-dusted-by-ghost-mom) — 2026-07-01T00:44:40+00:00
- [A Quick Update on Episode 40](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/a-quick-update-on-episode-40) — 2026-06-29T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 39: Grand Theft Arcana](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-39-grand-theft-arcana) — 2026-06-15T19:25:34+00:00
- [Episode 38: One Giant Problem](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-38-one-giant-problem) — 2026-06-01T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 37: What about my Taint?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-37-what-about-my-taint) — 2026-05-18T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 36: Blessed are the Unfated](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-36-blessed-are-the-unfated) — 2026-05-04T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 35: The Early Rat Gets the Cheese](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-35-the-early-rat-gets-the-cheese) — 2026-04-20T05:00:00+00:00
- [Parental Advisory - Episode 3: Cantrips? I thought you said Catnip](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/parental-advisory-episode-3-cantrips-i-thought-you-said-catnip) — 2026-04-06T05:00:00+00:00
- [Parental Advisory - Episode 2: Bad Signs on the Trail](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/parental-advisory-episode-2-bad-signs-on-the-trail) — 2026-03-23T05:00:00+00:00
- [Parental Advisory - Episode 1: Pretend for Grownups](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/parental-advisory-episode-1-pretend-for-grownups) — 2026-03-09T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 34: They Wanted Us to Win](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-34-they-wanted-us-to-win) — 2026-01-12T06:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 33: The Illusion of Home](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-33-the-illusion-of-home) — 2025-12-29T06:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 32: The Winter Lunar Festival](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-32-the-winter-lunar-festival) — 2025-12-15T06:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 31: Fun Guy, Yeah Right](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-31-fun-guy-yeah-right) — 2025-12-01T06:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 30: Do You Know the Mushroom Man?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-30-do-you-know-the-mushroom-man) — 2025-11-17T06:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 29: Mercy or Vengeance](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-29-mercy-or-vengeance) — 2025-11-03T06:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 28: Into the Bandit Camp](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-28-into-the-bandit-camp) — 2025-10-20T05:00:00+00:00
- [One Year Anniversary Giveaway Announcement](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/one-year-anniversary-giveaway-announcement) — 2025-10-11T22:10:00+00:00
- [Episode 27: East? I Thought He Said 'Weast'](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-27-east-i-thought-he-said-weast) — 2025-10-06T05:00:00+00:00
- [Special Recap: Episodes 15-26](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/special-recap-episodes-15-26) — 2025-09-29T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 26: Thormir and the Beanstalk](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-26-thormir-and-the-beanstalk) — 2025-09-22T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 25: Beans, Burglars, and Binding Shackles](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-25-beans-burglars-and-binding-shackles) — 2025-09-08T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 24: Let’s Get Down to Business (Eventually)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-24-let-s-get-down-to-business-eventually) — 2025-08-25T05:00:00+00:00
- [Episode 23: New Cape, Who Dis?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-23-new-cape-who-dis) — 2025-08-11T05:00:00+00:00

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