{"podcast":{"title":"You've Got to Be Critting Me","slug":"you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757","podcast_index_feed_id":7039757,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30","website_url":"https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/1745905127652-32a05e29-941b-4e9b-b4b2-fb142b7c1236.jpeg","author":"Travis Stewart","episode_count":49,"summary":"You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-13T10:21:31.284693+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757"},"episode":{"title":"Episode 36: Blessed are the Unfated","slug":"episode-36-blessed-are-the-unfated","published_at":"2026-05-04T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-36-blessed-are-the-unfated","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757","url":"https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me/episodes/episode-36-blessed-are-the-unfated","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/e/69ee5bcf289eeb2c7b0cf045/media.mp3","summary":"Todd is back to normal. Mostly. Probably. For now. After some unexpected divine intervention, the party tries to unpack Todd’s sudden transformation, his new connection to a terrifying rat patron, and the very inconvenient fact that this may happen again. Soon. But there’s still a festival to attend, babies to bless, and apparently baby versions of Thormir and Malcius to emotionally process. As the Blessing of the Newborns begins, the party learns more about the Unfated Ones, the prophecy tied to them, and just how weird this dreamlike world is becoming. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song \"Royal Joust\" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube , Spotify , and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Join our Patreon! Buy our merch on our website ! Follow us on Instagram , Facebook , and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","meta_description":"Todd is back to normal. Mostly. Probably. For now. After some unexpected divine intervention, the party tries to unpack Todd’s sudden transformation, his…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3830,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episodes/episode-36-blessed-are-the-unfated/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episode-36-blessed-are-the-unfated.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}