# Parental Advisory - Episode 3: Cantrips? I thought you said Catnip

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Podcast: [You've Got to Be Critting Me](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757)
Published: 2026-04-06T05:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2800

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