# Episode 23: New Cape, Who Dis?

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Podcast: [You've Got to Be Critting Me](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757)
Published: 2025-08-11T05:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

The party wakes up after a harrowing night at Jimbo’s farm, where a mysterious giant escaped through a portal but not without promising to return. As Sefi contemplates her mortality and Malcius strums away in quiet reflection, the team regroups at the Lion’s Den for a hearty breakfast (with varying opinions on melons). But the calm doesn’t last long. A secret note appears under Todd’s bread, Thormir gets a new cape (and a new lease on flair), and Shalah, Todd’s impish companion, may have accidentally shoplifted. Between investigating, shopping for supplies, and narrowly avoiding an arrest over a floating lock, the group begins to piece together that something much bigger is looming behind Jimbo’s livestock problem. Is the town prepared? Are they? DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube , Spotify , and Apple Music Additional music and sound effects by Artlist . Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Join our Patreon! Follow us on Instagram , Facebook , and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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