{"podcast":{"title":"You've Got to Be Critting Me","slug":"you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757","podcast_index_feed_id":7039757,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30","website_url":"https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/1745905127652-32a05e29-941b-4e9b-b4b2-fb142b7c1236.jpeg","author":"Travis Stewart","episode_count":49,"summary":"You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue; guided by their long-suffering Dungeon Master, Jeff. Blending comedy, heartfelt roleplay, and cinematic storytelling, the party stumbles through bandits, beans, mysteries, and magical disasters as they try (and often fail) to become heroes. If you love character-focused adventures, unpredictable dice rolls, and a party that thrives on questionable decisions, this is the show for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-13T10:21:31.284693+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757"},"episode":{"title":"Parental Advisory - Episode 1: Pretend for Grownups","slug":"parental-advisory-episode-1-pretend-for-grownups","published_at":"2026-03-09T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/parental-advisory-episode-1-pretend-for-grownups","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757","url":"https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me/episodes/parental-advisory-episode-1-pretend-for-grownups","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6703582a6f369dd035926f30/e/69ab86df7036d739022d2619/media.mp3","summary":"For this special episode of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me , Travis and Jeff welcome two brand-new players to the table for a one-shot built around the Heroes of the Borderlands starter set. What begins as a simple introduction to character sheets, spells, and class choices quickly turns into a funny, charming, and surprisingly wholesome dive into the joy of learning Dungeons & Dragons for the first time. More than just an adventure, this episode is a reminder that you do not need experience to jump in. You just need a good table, a little imagination, and a willingness to embrace the chaos. DM: Jeffery Jordan Eric the Cleric: Travis Stewart C-Smooth: Cornelius Stewart II Nyltra: Lynn Stewart Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song \"Hearthside Reels\" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube , Spotify , and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Wizards of the Coast Join our Patreon! Buy our merch on our website ! Follow us on Instagram , Facebook , and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","meta_description":"For this special episode of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me , Travis and Jeff welcome two brand-new players to the table for a one-shot built around the Hero…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2097,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/episodes/parental-advisory-episode-1-pretend-for-grownups/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757/parental-advisory-episode-1-pretend-for-grownups.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}