# Parental Advisory - Episode 1: Pretend for Grownups

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Podcast: [You've Got to Be Critting Me](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757)
Published: 2026-03-09T05:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/youve-got-to-be-critting-me/episodes/parental-advisory-episode-1-pretend-for-grownups
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Duration seconds: 2097

## Resource

For this special episode of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me , Travis and Jeff welcome two brand-new players to the table for a one-shot built around the Heroes of the Borderlands starter set. What begins as a simple introduction to character sheets, spells, and class choices quickly turns into a funny, charming, and surprisingly wholesome dive into the joy of learning Dungeons & Dragons for the first time. More than just an adventure, this episode is a reminder that you do not need experience to jump in. You just need a good table, a little imagination, and a willingness to embrace the chaos. DM: Jeffery Jordan Eric the Cleric: Travis Stewart C-Smooth: Cornelius Stewart II Nyltra: Lynn Stewart Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Hearthside Reels" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube , Spotify , and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Wizards of the Coast Join our Patreon! Buy our merch on our website ! Follow us on Instagram , Facebook , and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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