# Episode 26: Thormir and the Beanstalk

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Podcast: [You've Got to Be Critting Me](https://stenobird.com/podcast/you-ve-got-to-be-critting-me-7039757)
Published: 2025-09-22T05:00:00+00:00
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A quiet night at the Lion’s Den turns into absolute chaos when Thormir plants one of Malcius’ mysterious beans. What sprouts is no ordinary garden variety tree, it’s a massive magical fruit tree that blasts straight through the tavern roof. Things go from bad to worse when Todd, already a little too deep into the drinks, grabs one of the glowing fruits and suddenly finds himself belching fire like a dragon. Thormir decides to join in, ending up super-charged with unnatural speed and stuffing 26 enchanted fruits into his pack for later use. As flames scorch the ceiling and the innkeeper’s patience runs out, the party is unceremoniously kicked out into the street. Now saddled with a bag of unpredictable fruit and a bill they can’t pay, the adventurers must find a new place to stay and somehow clean up the mess they’ve left behind. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you mix alcohol, magic beans, and poor decision-making… this is the episode for you. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube , Spotify , and Apple Music Additional DM elements by Loresmyth Join our Patreon! Follow us on Instagram , Facebook , and Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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