Podcast

Danger, Vicious Dog

Author: TestTubeBaby
Feed episode count: 94
Official site: https://testtubebaby.ca
RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/10bfde498/podcast/rss
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Summary

Started updating my bio Dec 31, 2023. Accidentally wrote four autofiction books. Slid from narrative into monologue—not stream-of-consciousness, more like speech-speed meaning performance. Trained my voice into AI, produced a shit-ton of pieces. Had too many. Needed a place to dump them. Saw a sign that said “Beware, Vicious Dog!” Misread it. Named the podcast Danger, Vicious Dog. Didn’t fix it. Just kept going. Queer. Cosmic. Sarcastic. Cheap. Accidentally committed to the bit. Some voice and art is AI... I don't know how I feel about that... so I'm working on figuring it out... how I feel.

Episodes

Jul 18, 2026 · not_requested

E4: Why Marilyn is More Interesting than Marilyn; S10: Dismantling the "Idea" of Patient Zero (Who Must Have Been a Top)

Duration seconds: 1241
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E4-Why-Marilyn-is-More-Interesting-than-Marilyn-S10-Dismantling-the-Idea-of-Patient-Zero-Who-Must-Have-Been-a-Top-e3m8gn5

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Jul 18, 2026 · not_requested

E3: Pitter-Patterns; S10: It's a Hairy Hay Day!

Duration seconds: 1315
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E3-Pitter-Patterns-S10-Its-a-Hairy-Hay-Day-e3m7273

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Jul 17, 2026 · not_requested

E2: Genes on the Side! What does that mean?; S10: Genes and Beans!

Duration seconds: 1466
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E2-Genes-on-the-Side--What-does-that-mean--S10-Genes-and-Beans-e3m7248

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Jul 16, 2026 · not_requested

E1: United States Bowers Thing; S10: Chronic Hairpin Alan Turing

Duration seconds: 1597
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E1-United-States-Bowers-Thing-S10-Chronic-Hairpin-Alan-Turing-e3m54vk

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Jul 14, 2026 · not_requested

E10: Brain Calisthenics; S9: Trauma Rich Deetz (Finale)

Duration seconds: 1554
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E10-Brain-Calisthenics-S9-Trauma-Rich-Deetz-Finale-e3m2tci

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Jul 11, 2026 · not_requested

E9: Bichote; S9: Archeological (or is it illogical? counterintuitive?) Big D Dig

Duration seconds: 1061
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E9-Bichote-S9-Archeological-or-is-it-illogical--counterintuitive--Big-D-Dig-e3lusb0

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Jul 11, 2026 · not_requested

E8: Sing Your Life; S9: I Wonder If You'll Sing "Sing Your Life," like Morrissey

Duration seconds: 879
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E8-Sing-Your-Life-S9-I-Wonder-If-Youll-Sing-Sing-Your-Life--like-Morrissey-e3luall

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Jul 9, 2026 · not_requested

E7: Dead Linda Cohen Koan; S9: Nothing Means Anything

Duration seconds: 1084
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E7-Dead-Linda-Cohen-Koan-S9-Nothing-Means-Anything-e3ls5a6

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Jul 8, 2026 · not_requested

E6: Typing in a Café; E9: Machine Learning Human Learning Machine

Duration seconds: 1061
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E6-Typing-in-a-Caf-E9-Machine-Learning-Human-Learning-Machine-e3lqkq2

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Jul 7, 2026 · not_requested

E5: Second Take Do-Over; S9: The Person Already Bleeding

Duration seconds: 1255
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E5-Second-Take-Do-Over-S9-The-Person-Already-Bleeding-e3lp9am

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Jul 6, 2026 · not_requested

E4: Truth Is Not A Statue; S9: Danger, Vicious Dog gets its theme song!

Duration seconds: 1561
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E4-Truth-Is-Not-A-Statue-S9-Danger--Vicious-Dog-gets-its-theme-song-e3ln01s

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Jul 5, 2026 · not_requested

E3: Borrowing from Somebody Else’s Face; S9: The title should be "Make It Useful," but I would never call myself useful.

Duration seconds: 1838
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E3-Borrowing-from-Somebody-Elses-Face-S9-The-title-should-be-Make-It-Useful--but-I-would-never-call-myself-useful-e3llr5m

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Jul 3, 2026 · not_requested

E2: Wedding On a Ranch In Wyoming; S9: Backdoor Betty

Duration seconds: 976
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E2-Wedding-On-a-Ranch-In-Wyoming-S9-Backdoor-Betty-e3lk452

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Jul 1, 2026 · not_requested

E1: Queer Agnostic Mystic; S: Revolution 9 (Yes, it's a Beatles Reference, Because I Love that Yoko Broke Up the Band.)

Duration seconds: 1084
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E1-Queer-Agnostic-Mystic-S-Revolution-9-Yes--its-a-Beatles-Reference--Because-I-Love-that-Yoko-Broke-Up-the-Band-e3lhsd8

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Jul 1, 2026 · not_requested

E10: People Protect Their Ego (Not Their Truth); S8: Finale!

Duration seconds: 773
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E10-People-Protect-Their-Ego-Not-Their-Truth-S8-Finale-e3lgm0p

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Jun 29, 2026 · not_requested

E9: But I Thought You Said that You Hate Your Mother; S8: Setting the Record (Will I Get in Guinness?)

Duration seconds: 2074
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E9-But-I-Thought-You-Said-that-You-Hate-Your-Mother-S8-Setting-the-Record-Will-I-Get-in-Guinness-e3ldgnf

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Jun 29, 2026 · not_requested

E8: Chorus; S8: Dissociative Heaven/Hell

Duration seconds: 1264
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E8-Chorus-S8-Dissociative-HeavenHell-e3ldah3

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Jun 28, 2026 · not_requested

E7: Unruly Mind MetaGym; S8: Survival of the Horniest

Duration seconds: 1105
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E7-Unruly-Mind-MetaGym-S8-Survival-of-the-Horniest-e3lc2iq

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Jun 27, 2026 · not_requested

E6: Enjoy the Song That I Have Made

Duration seconds: 968
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E6-Enjoy-the-Song-That-I-Have-Made-e3lc0me

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Jun 27, 2026 · not_requested

E5: The God In You; S8: Cleaning and "Clean"

Duration seconds: 912
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E5-The-God-In-You-S8-Cleaning-and-Clean-e3lbrkk

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Jun 27, 2026 · not_requested

E4: The Big, Big City; S8: Clearing the Backlog

Duration seconds: 845
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E4-The-Big--Big-City-S8-Clearing-the-Backlog-e3lbobs

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Jun 26, 2026 · not_requested

E3: E7: The Gospel According to Whoever is Left; S7: 7,7... almost a jackpot

Duration seconds: 665
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E3-E7-The-Gospel-According-to-Whoever-is-Left-S7-7-7----almost-a-jackpot-e3lagc9

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Jun 26, 2026 · not_requested

E2: Mania and Depression; S8: I'm CERTAIN those are both CERTAINty

Duration seconds: 2206
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E2-Mania-and-Depression-S8-Im-CERTAIN-those-are-both-CERTAINty-e3l9vv5

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Jun 23, 2026 · not_requested

E1: Whatever the Volcano Wants; S8: Who the f=3k is Art?

Duration seconds: 598
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E1-Whatever-the-Volcano-Wants-S8-Who-the-f3k-is-Art-e3l5iql

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Jun 23, 2026 · not_requested

E10: Everybody's Nose; S7: Atomic Clockwork Orange (Finale)

Duration seconds: 2401
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E10-Everybodys-Nose-S7-Atomic-Clockwork-Orange-Finale-e3l5doe

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Jun 20, 2026 · not_requested

E9: Sociopaths Make the Best Boyfriends; S7: Dissociation and Glitch

Duration seconds: 913
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E9-Sociopaths-Make-the-Best-Boyfriends-S7-Dissociation-and-Glitch-e3l2aj2

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Jun 17, 2026 · not_requested

E8: Side Effect of 7th and Pine; S7: No Trauma Zone?

Duration seconds: 763
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E8-Side-Effect-of-7th-and-Pine-S7-No-Trauma-Zone-e3ktqfo

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Jun 14, 2026 · not_requested

E7: Mind Explosion Sound; S7: Associative Human Superpowers on Display (Do not touch!)

Duration seconds: 394
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E7-Mind-Explosion-Sound-S7-Associative-Human-Superpowers-on-Display-Do-not-touch-e3kplvj

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Jun 13, 2026 · not_requested

E6: Oops!; S7: When the Fat Lady Sings

Duration seconds: 552
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E6-Oops--S7-When-the-Fat-Lady-Sings-e3knmpg

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Jun 10, 2026 · not_requested

E5: The North; S7: Who Am I? I'll Tell You

Duration seconds: 1717
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E5-The-North-S7-Who-Am-I--Ill-Tell-You-e3kjrer

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Jun 6, 2026 · not_requested

E4: The Outer Edge of Good Taste; S7: Liberace’s Cousin

Duration seconds: 1808
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E4-The-Outer-Edge-of-Good-Taste-S7-Liberaces-Cousin-e3ke10b

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Jun 3, 2026 · not_requested

E3 A Speed Freak’s Critique of Empire; S7: Owning the Libs

Duration seconds: 1926
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E3-A-Speed-Freaks-Critique-of-Empire-S7-Owning-the-Libs-e3k6au9

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May 30, 2026 · not_requested

E2: Welcome to the Algorithm; S7: Non-Alcoholic Libations (maybe just a little)

Duration seconds: 3090
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E2-Welcome-to-the-Algorithm-S7-Non-Alcoholic-Libations-maybe-just-a-little-e3k39c6

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May 24, 2026 · not_requested

E1: Crème de cassis; S7: Liberated Panties

Duration seconds: 2353
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E1-Crme-de-cassis-S7-Liberated-Panties-e3jrer7

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May 23, 2026 · not_requested

E10: Crash the Met Gala; S6: Lesion Leash (finale)

Duration seconds: 1329
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E10-Crash-the-Met-Gala-S6-Lesion-Leash-finale-e3jpb6l

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May 20, 2026 · not_requested

E9: I've Been Waiting; S6: Godot Has AIDS (Shocking Truth Revealed)

Duration seconds: 1172
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E9-Ive-Been-Waiting-S6-Godot-Has-AIDS-Shocking-Truth-Revealed-e3jl5eh

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May 16, 2026 · not_requested

E8: My Pet Monkey, S6: Counter‑leash‑ference

Duration seconds: 2126
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E8-My-Pet-Monkey--S6-Counterleashference-e3jfejg

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May 15, 2026 · not_requested

E7: The Friendly Driver; S6: Self-Retracting Leash (Ethical Jello Wrestling with Muddy John Waters)

Duration seconds: 2780
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E7-The-Friendly-Driver-S6-Self-Retracting-Leash-Ethical-Jello-Wrestling-with-Muddy-John-Waters-e3jd73a

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May 14, 2026 · not_requested

E6: The Other Side; S6: Fleshy Leash-y (Bonus) Or we could just call it Melissa Etheridge

Duration seconds: 1720
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E6-The-Other-Side-S6-Fleshy-Leash-y-Bonus-Or-we-could-just-call-it-Melissa-Etheridge-e3jahde

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May 10, 2026 · not_requested

E5: Sepulveda Effigy; S6: Relish the Re-Leash

Duration seconds: 998
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E5-Sepulveda-Effigy-S6-Relish-the-Re-Leash-e3j5m1b

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May 9, 2026 · not_requested

E4: Onomatopoeia; S6: Up for Lease (Bonus)

Duration seconds: 565
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E4-Onomatopoeia-S6-Up-for-Lease-Bonus-e3j414r

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May 7, 2026 · not_requested

E3 Love Is a Group; S6: Lash my lashes with a leash

Duration seconds: 1776
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E3-Love-Is-a-Group-S6-Lash-my-lashes-with-a-leash-e3j1ivi

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May 5, 2026 · not_requested

E2: Left In Silence (Megacolon); S5: (Un)bleached

Duration seconds: 1072
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E2-Left-In-Silence-Megacolon-S5-Unbleached-e3it5bc

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May 3, 2026 · not_requested

E1: Bag (with an F) Bashers — S6: Unleashed

Duration seconds: 3168
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E1-Bag-with-an-F-Bashers--S6-Unleashed-e3iqp15

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Apr 19, 2026 · not_requested

E10: Centring the Trans; S5: Lived/Deaded (Finale)

Duration seconds: 2943
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E10-Centring-the-Trans-S5-LivedDeaded-Finale-e3i377p

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Apr 18, 2026 · not_requested

E9: Clickbait Debate; S5: Livin' La Vida Loca

Duration seconds: 1127
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E9-Clickbait-Debate-S5-Livin-La-Vida-Loca-e3i3796

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Apr 18, 2026 · not_requested

E8: Clickbait: Privilege, Grooming, Zee/Zim; S5: Just Kill Me

Duration seconds: 1282
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E8-Clickbait-Privilege--Grooming--ZeeZim-S5-Just-Kill-Me-e3i31gh

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Apr 8, 2026 · not_requested

E7: Cet épisode concerne le prochain épisode; S5: Edith!

Duration seconds: 4520
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Apr 6, 2026 · not_requested

E6: Madonna is a Hoar(der); S5: It's Fat Albert

Duration seconds: 1714
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E6-Madonna-is-a-Hoarder-S5-Its-Fat-Albert-e3hg4hg

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Apr 2, 2026 · not_requested

E5: Introducing the Privileged Groomer of Zee-Zim; S5: Zsa-ZsAlive!

Duration seconds: 1093
Source: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E5-Introducing-the-Privileged-Groomer-of-Zee-Zim-S5-Zsa-ZsAlive-e3hafpf

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Mar 26, 2026 · not_requested

E4: In the Name of $%&#, Part 2; S5: Is It Dead Yet?

Duration seconds: 2807
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