{"podcast":{"title":"Danger, Vicious Dog","slug":"danger-vicious-dog-7683978","podcast_index_feed_id":7683978,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10bfde498/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://testtubebaby.ca","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/44861558/44861558-1775105575163-855c199ca2b6a.jpg","author":"TestTubeBaby","episode_count":94,"summary":"Started updating my bio Dec 31, 2023. Accidentally wrote four autofiction books. Slid from narrative into monologue—not stream-of-consciousness, more like speech-speed meaning performance. Trained my voice into AI, produced a shit-ton of pieces. Had too many. Needed a place to dump them. Saw a sign that said “Beware, Vicious Dog!” Misread it. Named the podcast Danger, Vicious Dog. Didn’t fix it. Just kept going. Queer. Cosmic. Sarcastic. Cheap. Accidentally committed to the bit. Some voice and art is AI... I don't know how I feel about that... so I'm working on figuring it out... how I feel.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-19T20:18:09.153413+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978"},"episode":{"title":"E7: The Friendly Driver; S6: Self-Retracting Leash (Ethical Jello Wrestling with Muddy John Waters)","slug":"e7-the-friendly-driver-s6-self-retracting-leash-ethical-jello-wrestling-with-muddy-john-waters","published_at":"2026-05-15T14:22:08+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/e7-the-friendly-driver-s6-self-retracting-leash-ethical-jello-wrestling-with-muddy-john-waters","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E7-The-Friendly-Driver-S6-Self-Retracting-Leash-Ethical-Jello-Wrestling-with-Muddy-John-Waters-e3jd73a","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10bfde498/podcast/play/120019498/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-4-15%2F424192772-44100-2-ef187813376f8.m4a","summary":"E7: The Friendly Driver — Description (Demonic Hera Symposium Zeusified Edition) Imagined Symposium Commentary (Now With Full Breakdown and Metaphysical Brawl) Arthur L. Rambo‑Cohen , poet‑theorist of emotional vandalism, opens the session with his usual cigarette‑shaped sigh: “This episode is what happens when autobiography becomes a migratory species.” He believes this is a compliment. No one else is sure. Athy Kacker , post‑structuralist of the laundry‑folding school, immediately objects: “The narrator’s memory behaves like a bureaucratic jellyfish — translucent, stinging, and impossible to file.” Rambo‑Cohen accuses Kacker of “epistemic lint‑rolling.” Tension rises. Simone de Bouvier‑Jones , feminist existentialist and part‑time astrologer, interrupts: “Intimacy and material conditions are inseparable, but must the men monologue for five geological epochs.” Jean‑Paul Satrelli takes this personally. Jean‑Paul Satrelli , philosopher of damp cafés, mutters: “Hell is other people’s immigration paperwork.” Bouvier‑Jones tells him to moisturize his worldview. Björk Guðrúnsdóttir‑Maybe , Icelandic emotional cartographer, weeps into sambal: “This podcast is extremely biodegradable.” Dusty‑Eggsky accuses her of “lyrical composting.” Fyodor Dusty‑Eggsky , patron saint of melodramatic stairwells, complains: “The narrator suffers from too much self‑awareness and not nearly enough tuberculosis.” Björk‑Maybe throws a spoonful of sambal at him. It lands philosophically. John Caje , avant‑garde composer of silence and traffic, claps once and declares: “The motorbike noises are the most structurally honest character.” Everyone ignores him, which he considers a triumph. Gloria Gator‑Bell , theorist of intersectional chaos, nods: “This is what happens when identity refuses to stay in…","meta_description":"E7: The Friendly Driver — Description (Demonic Hera Symposium Zeusified Edition) Imagined Symposium Commentary (Now With Full Breakdown and Metaphysical B…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":2780,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/episodes/e7-the-friendly-driver-s6-self-retracting-leash-ethical-jello-wrestling-with-muddy-john-waters/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/e7-the-friendly-driver-s6-self-retracting-leash-ethical-jello-wrestling-with-muddy-john-waters.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}