{"podcast":{"title":"Danger, Vicious Dog","slug":"danger-vicious-dog-7683978","podcast_index_feed_id":7683978,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10bfde498/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://testtubebaby.ca","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/44861558/44861558-1775105575163-855c199ca2b6a.jpg","author":"TestTubeBaby","episode_count":94,"summary":"Started updating my bio Dec 31, 2023. Accidentally wrote four autofiction books. Slid from narrative into monologue—not stream-of-consciousness, more like speech-speed meaning performance. Trained my voice into AI, produced a shit-ton of pieces. Had too many. Needed a place to dump them. Saw a sign that said “Beware, Vicious Dog!” Misread it. Named the podcast Danger, Vicious Dog. Didn’t fix it. Just kept going. Queer. Cosmic. Sarcastic. Cheap. Accidentally committed to the bit. Some voice and art is AI... I don't know how I feel about that... so I'm working on figuring it out... how I feel.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-19T20:18:09.153413+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978"},"episode":{"title":"E10: Crash the Met Gala; S6: Lesion Leash (finale)","slug":"e10-crash-the-met-gala-s6-lesion-leash-finale","published_at":"2026-05-23T05:37:57+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/e10-crash-the-met-gala-s6-lesion-leash-finale","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E10-Crash-the-Met-Gala-S6-Lesion-Leash-finale-e3jpb6l","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10bfde498/podcast/play/120416917/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-4-23%2F424725719-44100-2-e91e3db36c992.m4a","summary":"The episode has no wants. And one of them was to not stay in one piece. So it grabbed its own arm and pulled it off. To hand it to me… along with the hand, and the elbow and the shoulder. And while that was happening, the hand was going one way, the elbow another, the shoulder another. Bodies are amazing things, don’t you think? Then we made some Bacon. The Bacon was capitalized, like this: Bacon. It’s an ancestry thing. I think you’ll like it. In the meantime, I pulled these pull-quotes so I can use them as Notes on Substack. I don’t mean to brag, but I could have pulled twenty more. You will learn in this episode that I am perfect. And I am a narcissist. Who announces himself. So, a VERY special narcissist. --- 20 Pull‑Quotes From the Episode “Getting annoyed is a sign of critical thinking.” “If you’re incredibly happy, you’re probably not thinking critically.” “Socrates talking about how happiness results from not thinking critically and just laughing his ass off as he drinks the Hemlock.” “I can just emanate resting bitch face… the whole bitch face resting… in my eyes.” “With those resting bitch face eyes totally locked onto you like fucking Superman burning a hole through your missing heart.” “Sometimes it takes a few strokes to tilt everything… the whole universe… about twelve degrees.” “A carpet roll of time that determines who I am? What kind of bullshit is that?!?” “If I don’t respect you WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN!” “I took that test. I failed completely.” “I’m 100% neurotypical.” “Context has totally fucked up my mental health at times.” “All you can think is… what’s wrong with me?!?” “Then later, you look back and wonder how you fucking survived.” “Everyone else wonders how you’re still alive too.” “Not having a solution for someone else’s obvious problem… th…","meta_description":"The episode has no wants. And one of them was to not stay in one piece. So it grabbed its own arm and pulled it off. To hand it to me… along with the hand…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1329,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/episodes/e10-crash-the-met-gala-s6-lesion-leash-finale/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/e10-crash-the-met-gala-s6-lesion-leash-finale.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}