{"podcast":{"title":"Danger, Vicious Dog","slug":"danger-vicious-dog-7683978","podcast_index_feed_id":7683978,"rss_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10bfde498/podcast/rss","website_url":"https://testtubebaby.ca","image_url":"https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/staging/podcast_uploaded_nologo/44861558/44861558-1775105575163-855c199ca2b6a.jpg","author":"TestTubeBaby","episode_count":94,"summary":"Started updating my bio Dec 31, 2023. Accidentally wrote four autofiction books. Slid from narrative into monologue—not stream-of-consciousness, more like speech-speed meaning performance. Trained my voice into AI, produced a shit-ton of pieces. Had too many. Needed a place to dump them. Saw a sign that said “Beware, Vicious Dog!” Misread it. Named the podcast Danger, Vicious Dog. Didn’t fix it. Just kept going. Queer. Cosmic. Sarcastic. Cheap. Accidentally committed to the bit. Some voice and art is AI... I don't know how I feel about that... so I'm working on figuring it out... how I feel.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-19T20:18:09.153413+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978"},"episode":{"title":"E4: Why Marilyn is More Interesting than Marilyn; S10: Dismantling the \"Idea\" of Patient Zero (Who Must Have Been a Top)","slug":"e4-why-marilyn-is-more-interesting-than-marilyn-s10-dismantling-the-idea-of-patient-zero-who-must-have-been-a-top","published_at":"2026-07-18T20:48:36+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/e4-why-marilyn-is-more-interesting-than-marilyn-s10-dismantling-the-idea-of-patient-zero-who-must-have-been-a-top","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/testtubebaby/episodes/E4-Why-Marilyn-is-More-Interesting-than-Marilyn-S10-Dismantling-the-Idea-of-Patient-Zero-Who-Must-Have-Been-a-Top-e3m8gn5","audio_url":"https://anchor.fm/s/10bfde498/podcast/play/123011237/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2026-6-18%2F428197423-44100-2-5253b1e55047e.m4a","summary":"🧬 Job Posting: Patient Zero (AIDS Crisis, Retroactive Opening) Position Overview We’re seeking a charismatic scapegoat to embody the myth of origin. The successful candidate will serve as the comforting villain for straight people, monogamous gay men, and anyone who needs a tidy narrative to sleep at night. You’ll be the face of contagion, the poster child for panic, and the historical placeholder for everyone else’s denial. Responsibilities Maintain a public aura of mystery and blame while remaining photogenic under fluorescent lighting. Attend parties you didn’t know were epidemiological events. Be quoted inaccurately in documentaries. Serve as the emotional firewall between fear and empathy. Occasionally appear in dreams of public‑health officials as a cautionary ghost. Qualifications Must possess ambiguous beauty: equal parts nightclub glamour and morgue chic. Background in international travel, untraceable intimacy, and being misunderstood. Fluency in both medical jargon and tabloid innuendo. Ability to smile while being blamed for everything. Preferred Experience Prior work as a symbol, archetype, or urban legend. Familiarity with 1980s media hysteria and moral panic management. Proven record of making others feel safe by being unsafe. Personal Interests Collecting vintage pill bottles. Dancing alone under strobe lights. Writing postcards from quarantine. Feeding dogs who don’t judge. Dress Code 90s power suit, sunglasses at night, and the faint scent of disinfectant. Must look like you’ve been photographed too many times to still be alive. Compensation Eternal notoriety. Occasional academic citations. A starring role in other people’s guilt.","meta_description":"🧬 Job Posting: Patient Zero (AIDS Crisis, Retroactive Opening) Position Overview We’re seeking a charismatic scapegoat to embody the myth of origin. The s…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1241,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/episodes/e4-why-marilyn-is-more-interesting-than-marilyn-s10-dismantling-the-idea-of-patient-zero-who-must-have-been-a-top/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/danger-vicious-dog-7683978/e4-why-marilyn-is-more-interesting-than-marilyn-s10-dismantling-the-idea-of-patient-zero-who-must-have-been-a-top.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}