Podcast

Fully Functional Parents

Author: Fully Functional Parents
Feed episode count: 397
Official site: https://fullyfunctionalparents.podbean.com
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Summary

We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!)

Episodes

Jun 15, 2026 · not_requested

Priests with Beer Goggles?!

Duration seconds: 1231
Source: https://fullyfunctionalparents.podbean.com/e/priests-with-beer-goggles/

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Jun 7, 2026 · not_requested

Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!

Duration seconds: 638
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Jun 3, 2026 · not_requested

More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!

Duration seconds: 619
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May 27, 2026 · not_requested

We’re Going to Key Your Car!

Duration seconds: 1246
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May 26, 2026 · not_requested

WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!

Duration seconds: 834
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May 22, 2026 · not_requested

Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!

Duration seconds: 1023
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May 16, 2026 · not_requested

David’s Going to Space!!

Duration seconds: 1060
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May 12, 2026 · not_requested

Nose Oil!!

Duration seconds: 561
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May 6, 2026 · not_requested

Do You Have Your Period?!

Duration seconds: 668
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May 2, 2026 · not_requested

Barbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!!

Duration seconds: 813
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May 1, 2026 · not_requested

A Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?!

Duration seconds: 589
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Apr 29, 2026 · not_requested

Diary = Do Not Read!

Duration seconds: 731
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Apr 25, 2026 · not_requested

Birds Do It!

Duration seconds: 966
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Apr 24, 2026 · not_requested

What Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College?

Duration seconds: 482
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Apr 18, 2026 · not_requested

What’s YOUR Social Security Number?!

Duration seconds: 702
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Apr 16, 2026 · not_requested

Sneakers Are A Scam!!

Duration seconds: 917
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Apr 15, 2026 · not_requested

Baby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again!

Duration seconds: 725
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Apr 14, 2026 · not_requested

Donny J Christ!

Duration seconds: 855
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Apr 11, 2026 · not_requested

Dirty Pleasure Songs!

Duration seconds: 1179
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Apr 8, 2026 · not_requested

Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!!

Duration seconds: 520
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Apr 6, 2026 · not_requested

Paris 2026 Part Deux!!

Duration seconds: 622
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Apr 5, 2026 · not_requested

Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?!

Duration seconds: 1481
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Mar 27, 2026 · not_requested

Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..

Duration seconds: 590
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Mar 26, 2026 · not_requested

Very Boring Potpourri!

Duration seconds: 801
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Mar 23, 2026 · not_requested

Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!

Duration seconds: 604
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Mar 22, 2026 · not_requested

We See Your Panty Line!

Duration seconds: 869
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Mar 17, 2026 · not_requested

A Shorty and Stubby One!

Duration seconds: 570
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Mar 16, 2026 · not_requested

The Recap!

Duration seconds: 1311
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Mar 14, 2026 · not_requested

If This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!!

Duration seconds: 685
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Mar 12, 2026 · not_requested

What IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio?

Duration seconds: 1074
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Mar 7, 2026 · not_requested

Eliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!!

Duration seconds: 1104
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