# Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!!

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Podcast: [Fully Functional Parents](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175)
Published: 2026-04-08T08:58:44+00:00
Episode link: https://fullyfunctionalparents.podbean.com/e/inappropriate-douching-and-magnets/
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Duration seconds: 520

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Magnets!!!

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