# Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!

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Podcast: [Fully Functional Parents](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175)
Published: 2026-06-07T13:52:49+00:00
Episode link: https://fullyfunctionalparents.podbean.com/e/why-are-you-giving-candy-to-a-baby/
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