# We’re Going to Key Your Car!

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Podcast: [Fully Functional Parents](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175)
Published: 2026-05-27T10:23:26+00:00
Episode link: https://fullyfunctionalparents.podbean.com/e/we-re-going-to-key-your-car/
Audio file: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/1e3wzxpq1uc56698/episode_audio_5EFBEDA0-EB4A-4812-BF73-2B6BB9A269EF_uu23ii.mp3
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Duration seconds: 1246

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