# If This Table Could Talk!  (It’s Frat Party Day!!

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Podcast: [Fully Functional Parents](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175)
Published: 2026-03-14T11:37:16+00:00
Episode link: https://fullyfunctionalparents.podbean.com/e/if-this-table-could-talk-it-s-frat-party-day/
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