# Fully Functional Parents Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175 Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175.md RSS feed: https://feed.podbean.com/fullyfunctionalparents/feed.xml Official site: https://fullyfunctionalparents.podbean.com Author: Fully Functional Parents Episodes: 397 ## Resource We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - Julie Ann Moore (Say it fast!) ## Machine-readable JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/fully-functional-parents-6770175 Markdown: https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175.md ## Episodes - [Priests with Beer Goggles?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/priests-with-beer-goggles) — 2026-06-15T00:49:30+00:00 - [Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/why-are-you-giving-candy-to-a-baby) — 2026-06-07T13:52:49+00:00 - [More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/more-tales-from-corporate-america-cursing-at-work) — 2026-06-03T10:28:50+00:00 - [We’re Going to Key Your Car!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/we-re-going-to-key-your-car) — 2026-05-27T10:23:26+00:00 - [WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/what-did-you-put-through-your-penis) — 2026-05-26T10:01:50+00:00 - [Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/do-you-park-like-an-arrogant-jerk) — 2026-05-22T00:48:50+00:00 - [David’s Going to Space!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/david-s-going-to-space) — 2026-05-16T10:50:13+00:00 - [Nose Oil!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/nose-oil) — 2026-05-12T00:20:21+00:00 - [Do You Have Your Period?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/do-you-have-your-period) — 2026-05-06T10:28:06+00:00 - [Barbara Walters Loves the Wonderbra!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/barbara-walters-loves-the-wonderbra) — 2026-05-02T11:11:39+00:00 - [A Handwoven Pillow For Sale at Home Goods?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/a-handwoven-pillow-for-sale-at-home-goods) — 2026-05-01T08:50:20+00:00 - [Diary = Do Not Read!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/diary-do-not-read) — 2026-04-29T09:53:51+00:00 - [Birds Do It!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/birds-do-it) — 2026-04-25T01:37:30+00:00 - [What Did Your Friends Draw on Your Face in College?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/what-did-your-friends-draw-on-your-face-in-college) — 2026-04-24T15:59:38+00:00 - [What’s YOUR Social Security Number?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/what-s-your-social-security-number) — 2026-04-18T01:19:57+00:00 - [Sneakers Are A Scam!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/sneakers-are-a-scam) — 2026-04-16T08:35:50+00:00 - [Baby Jessica Captures Our Attention Again!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/baby-jessica-captures-our-attention-again) — 2026-04-15T10:29:53+00:00 - [Donny J Christ!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/donny-j-christ) — 2026-04-14T08:33:17+00:00 - [Dirty Pleasure Songs!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/dirty-pleasure-songs) — 2026-04-11T00:17:07+00:00 - [Inappropriate Douching and Magnets!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/inappropriate-douching-and-magnets) — 2026-04-08T08:58:44+00:00 - [Paris 2026 Part Deux!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/paris-2026-part-deux) — 2026-04-06T21:55:41+00:00 - [Miss Us?! We were in Paris! Jealous?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/miss-us-we-were-in-paris-jealous) — 2026-04-05T01:41:56+00:00 - [Nic Cage? Arnold Schwarzenegger?! No! No! It’s…..](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/nic-cage-arnold-schwarzenegger-no-no-it-s) — 2026-03-27T09:59:27+00:00 - [Very Boring Potpourri!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/very-boring-potpourri) — 2026-03-26T08:40:45+00:00 - [Lyric Lowdown: Mony, Mony?!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/lyric-lowdown-mony-mony) — 2026-03-23T09:40:20+00:00 - [We See Your Panty Line!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/we-see-your-panty-line) — 2026-03-22T00:58:11+00:00 - [A Shorty and Stubby One!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/a-shorty-and-stubby-one) — 2026-03-17T10:25:43+00:00 - [The Recap!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/the-recap) — 2026-03-16T10:22:32+00:00 - [If This Table Could Talk! (It’s Frat Party Day!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/if-this-table-could-talk-it-s-frat-party-day) — 2026-03-14T11:37:16+00:00 - [What IS Your Shoe Size, Marco Rubio?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/what-is-your-shoe-size-marco-rubio) — 2026-03-12T08:27:36+00:00 - [Eliot Spitzer, Howard Dean! Come Back! What You Did Wasn’t That Bad!!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/fully-functional-parents-6770175/eliot-spitzer-howard-dean-come-back-what-you-did-wasn-t-that-bad) — 2026-03-07T10:54:35+00:00 ## Actions Episode pages expose an explicit `request_transcript` action. A page view does not automatically enqueue transcription.