Podcast

Can You Don't?

Author: Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
Feed episode count: 210
Official site: https://art19.com/shows/can-you-dont
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Summary

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

Episodes

Jun 17, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | People Meat. Red Light. TNT. Olive Garden.

Duration seconds: 5175
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Jun 10, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Four. Amazing. Years. Thank You.

Duration seconds: 5923
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Jun 3, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Prison Pocket. Paid to Jerk. Russia. Moon Base.

Duration seconds: 4593
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May 27, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Hot Peppers. Best Friend. Lock. Fingerprints.

Duration seconds: 4721
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May 20, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone.

Duration seconds: 5445
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May 13, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Canned Salmon. Verification. Penguins. Comforter.

Duration seconds: 4578
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May 6, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Old Lady. Bee Truck. Tissue Mirror. Super Wake.

Duration seconds: 5563
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Apr 29, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Wild Boar. Incident Report. Singed. Beach Ball.

Duration seconds: 5088
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Apr 22, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Sliding Gloves. Terrorist. Remodel. Ted's Face.

Duration seconds: 5412
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/2a240767-e12e-4500-8d38-1a0ec650e22e.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Apr 15, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | .sdrawkcaB .dnA .hgiH .002

Duration seconds: 6549
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Apr 8, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Baby Half. Ceiling Tile. Bong Dash. Touching.

Duration seconds: 4392
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/0d83a186-e0bb-479c-9fe0-bfc305106dcd.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Apr 1, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Just Acting. Cornhole. Forklift. Wet Basket.

Duration seconds: 5327
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/817abab1-b9d1-49ec-ab96-647e708d25a6.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Mar 25, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Vegas Hooker. Spaghetti. Poisonous. Sorry Bud.

Duration seconds: 5862
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/699e80c2-a3c4-4ad1-af85-e3dcd30354ca.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Mar 18, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Daddy Bath. Camel Lips. Celibate. Weather Apps.

Duration seconds: 4809
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/d510f974-3359-48eb-a575-da373dd7339d.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Mar 11, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Tap Shoes. Chemo Cake. Mop Water. Dog Frog.

Duration seconds: 5151
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/fafed30c-aeab-4a3b-bcfa-cbb195e46590.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Mar 4, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Press 2. Seagull. Concussion. Nice Lady.

Duration seconds: 4729
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/cc170222-b096-4542-8a82-1ceaaa576270.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Feb 25, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Moon Vacation. Sleeping Calf. Object. Munition.

Duration seconds: 4236
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/8a5c2906-8628-475e-8d88-3c385d1d6268.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Feb 18, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Breakfast Blackout. Gooning. Sexy Birds. Gameboy Color.

Duration seconds: 4799
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Feb 11, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Ankle Monitor. Lactic Acid. Manatee. Get Bent.

Duration seconds: 5564
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/a93af4b1-d496-4562-9c29-44bc9f21aea4.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Feb 4, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Watermelon. Barefoot. Puke Purse. Itchy Cow.

Duration seconds: 4710
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Jan 28, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Body Box. Snoring. Backwards Satan. Jiggle Fest.

Duration seconds: 5423
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/74f96ab8-931a-4274-919b-aa1d58d4697f.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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Jan 21, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Leaf Rewards. Pants Button. S'more. Old Spruce.

Duration seconds: 5100
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Jan 14, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Witness Birth. Frog Cop. Wax Joint. Infected Spots.

Duration seconds: 4896
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Jan 7, 2026 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | Boner. WNBA. Face Shot. Keys in Door.

Duration seconds: 5837
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Dec 31, 2025 · not_requested

Can You Don't? | New Cat. Two Pencils. Lobster. Taco John's.

Duration seconds: 5151
Source: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/e7dd38f3-e536-46ea-9e82-c500ad67bf96.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0

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