{"podcast":{"title":"Can You Don't?","slug":"can-you-don-t-5449864","podcast_index_feed_id":5449864,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/can-you-dont","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/can-you-dont","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/ca/f5/6e/ab/caf56eab-cccb-466c-a0c6-b56fb1560c80/057d8aa1629c14b07c7838c03409d630be95bde7100607ef05ad1fe4076c1406a457c890a36f61c8a4d1d2f4955fdd25a986d55025a79114c2223b4f0a5687c9.jpeg","author":"Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt","episode_count":210,"summary":"Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-18T08:19:00.951103+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864"},"episode":{"title":"Can You Don't? | Press 2. Seagull. Concussion. Nice Lady.","slug":"can-you-don-t-press-2-seagull-concussion-nice-lady","published_at":"2026-03-04T19:30:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864/can-you-don-t-press-2-seagull-concussion-nice-lady","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864","url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/cc170222-b096-4542-8a82-1ceaaa576270.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/cc170222-b096-4542-8a82-1ceaaa576270.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"You all know that Bryan went to Mexico for his annual family vacation... but did you know he was in the exact location that all that shit went down with the cartel and he was stuck there for an additional week?! Let's talk about that, why drinking cleaning supplies is never a good idea, the only time that knowing how to give CPR to a seagull was helpful, how much should a happy-ending cost, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:  http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast  *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/WoEhJexeCSI Send in segment content:  heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires:  store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB:  http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG:  http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel:  https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"You all know that Bryan went to Mexico for his annual family vacation... but did you know he was in the exact location that all that shit went down with t…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4729,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/can-you-don-t-5449864/episodes/can-you-don-t-press-2-seagull-concussion-nice-lady/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864/can-you-don-t-press-2-seagull-concussion-nice-lady.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}