{"podcast":{"title":"Can You Don't?","slug":"can-you-don-t-5449864","podcast_index_feed_id":5449864,"rss_url":"https://rss.art19.com/can-you-dont","website_url":"https://art19.com/shows/can-you-dont","image_url":"https://content.production.cdn.art19.com/images/ca/f5/6e/ab/caf56eab-cccb-466c-a0c6-b56fb1560c80/057d8aa1629c14b07c7838c03409d630be95bde7100607ef05ad1fe4076c1406a457c890a36f61c8a4d1d2f4955fdd25a986d55025a79114c2223b4f0a5687c9.jpeg","author":"Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt","episode_count":210,"summary":"Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.","last_synced_at":"2026-06-18T08:19:00.951103+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864"},"episode":{"title":"Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone.","slug":"can-you-don-t-castaway-gushers-push-door-shoe-phone","published_at":"2026-05-20T18:30:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864/can-you-don-t-castaway-gushers-push-door-shoe-phone","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864","url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/c02a2420-2ee0-4647-b8a3-396a54cd5f29.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","audio_url":"https://rss.art19.com/episodes/c02a2420-2ee0-4647-b8a3-396a54cd5f29.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0","summary":"Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good look. Let's talk about that, what really is the color of the middle light on a stoplight, a wild night with some wild girls, plastic wrapping a nativity scene to save time next Christmas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:  http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast  *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/Ksftwq0hysM Send in segment content:  heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires:  store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB:  http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG:  http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel:  https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .","meta_description":"Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good loo…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5445,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/can-you-don-t-5449864/episodes/can-you-don-t-castaway-gushers-push-door-shoe-phone/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864/can-you-don-t-castaway-gushers-push-door-shoe-phone.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}