# Can You Don't? | Witness Birth. Frog Cop. Wax Joint. Infected Spots.

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Podcast: [Can You Don't?](https://stenobird.com/podcast/can-you-don-t-5449864)
Published: 2026-01-14T19:30:00+00:00
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Call us old fashioned, but the words "good father" don't usually belong in the same sentence as "threw an infant across the room into the bed frame." Let's talk about that, when a change in plans goes from thinking you're about to do something awesome to re-painting your house, wiping up tears using a foil hotdog wrapper, losing your virginity with the help of a wax joint, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:  http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast  *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/3v6bH7xgmsM Send in segment content:  heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires:  store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB:  http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG:  http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel:  https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website:  http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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