Episode
The Great White Off 2026
- Published
- Aug 10, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 3275
- Processing state
not_requested- Canonical source
- https://patreon.com/ifyouredriving
Actions
POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/episodes/the-great-white-off-2026/transcription-requests
Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode.GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/if-you-re-driving-close-your-eyes-5734633/the-great-white-off-2026.md
Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource.
Summary
Could this be the final White Off ever??? Is this the longest Gimmick Month in If You're Driving history?????? To answer these questions and many more, please listen to the episode. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes , a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson , merritt k and John Warren , and produced by Jordan Mallory , with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz . Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.