Episode

Cleetus P. Twatwaffle Weighs In on Kash Patel's Alcohol Habits

Podcast: Hawk Podcasts
Published: May 8, 2026
Duration seconds: 960
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Summary

Hawk brings his signature political satire character Cleetus P. Twatwaffle back to defend FBI Director Kash Patel against reports that he has a drinking problem. The case for Patel's sobriety? Simple: if you had seven cases of your own brand of bourbon on a private jet and you were an alcoholic, there would be no bourbon left. Airtight logic.