# Cleetus P. Twatwaffle Weighs In on Kash Patel's Alcohol Habits

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Podcast: [Hawk Podcasts](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hawk-podcasts-6751455)
Published: 2026-05-08T21:22:11+00:00
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## Resource

Hawk brings his signature political satire character Cleetus P. Twatwaffle back to defend FBI Director Kash Patel against reports that he has a drinking problem. The case for Patel's sobriety? Simple: if you had seven cases of your own brand of bourbon on a private jet and you were an alcoholic, there would be no bourbon left. Airtight logic.

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