{"podcast":{"title":"Hawk Podcasts","slug":"hawk-podcasts-6751455","podcast_index_feed_id":6751455,"rss_url":"https://feeds.simplecast.com/pPVtxSNJ","website_url":"https://hawk-podcasts.simplecast.com","image_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/01123aa5-ddc5-46ef-8ec3-6344dfabaf79/4c578f53-f1f0-49db-8058-3a9b1910fcf6/3000x3000/hawk-podcasts-20audio-20template.jpg?aid=rss_feed","author":"Hawk","episode_count":197,"summary":"He's raw, unfiltered, unedited, authentic, vulnerable and sometimes annoying. His laugh is infectious, and he often engages in long periods of awkward silence. He will tell it like it is, and whether you’re on the left or the right he’s bound to make you uncomfortable at some point. But he will definitely make you think. A licensed, practicing trial attorney for the last 25 years, he brings his legal experience and knowledge to the news of the day and current events here at home to offer different perspectives and additional things to consider.","last_synced_at":"2026-07-17T08:17:32.470914+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/hawk-podcasts-6751455"},"episode":{"title":"Cleetus P. Twatwaffle Weighs In on Kash Patel's Alcohol Habits","slug":"cleetus-p-twatwaffle-weighs-in-on-kash-patel-s-alcohol-habits","published_at":"2026-05-08T21:22:11+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/hawk-podcasts-6751455/cleetus-p-twatwaffle-weighs-in-on-kash-patel-s-alcohol-habits","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/hawk-podcasts-6751455","url":"https://www.youtube.com/@hawkpodcasts","audio_url":"https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/2f3709c2-07df-488d-92c9-f3103d2db29d/73d4921a-b648-432b-9ad6-c18c04a39172/episodes/audio/group/676ec809-c25d-459c-bb70-70d7ba9f40e3/group-item/1bca4190-307e-4b43-b328-4ced7de9d866/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=pPVtxSNJ","summary":"Hawk brings his signature political satire character Cleetus P. Twatwaffle back to defend FBI Director Kash Patel against reports that he has a drinking problem. The case for Patel's sobriety? Simple: if you had seven cases of your own brand of bourbon on a private jet and you were an alcoholic, there would be no bourbon left. Airtight logic.","meta_description":"Hawk brings his signature political satire character Cleetus P. Twatwaffle back to defend FBI Director Kash Patel against reports that he has a drinking p…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":960,"processing_state":"processed","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/hawk-podcasts-6751455/episodes/cleetus-p-twatwaffle-weighs-in-on-kash-patel-s-alcohol-habits/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/hawk-podcasts-6751455/cleetus-p-twatwaffle-weighs-in-on-kash-patel-s-alcohol-habits.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}