Episode

A King Can't Use a Portaloo & More New Year Musings

Podcast: Windsors & Losers
Published: Jan 13, 2026
Duration seconds: 2305
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Summary

New year, same royals! This week, Eva and Allie are diving into what really matters: the royals' portfolio of rentable holiday homes, Queen Camilla's wide-ranging book club's big milestone, and the strange intersection of King Charles, Donald Trump, a ballroom, and porta-potties.