# A King Can't Use a Portaloo & More New Year Musings

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Podcast: [Windsors & Losers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/windsors-losers-5931261)
Published: 2026-01-13T11:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

New year, same royals! This week, Eva and Allie are diving into what really matters: the royals' portfolio of rentable holiday homes, Queen Camilla's wide-ranging book club's big milestone, and the strange intersection of King Charles, Donald Trump, a ballroom, and porta-potties.

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