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Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child's mouth shut.
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- May 15, 2026
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- 1302
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Summary
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Major weiner heist! Two Floridamen break into a school and steal over 100 hot dogs. Floridaman teacher taped a child's mouth shout during an argument at a Christian school. A Floridaman woke in his bed to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman arrested for secretly recording men in a restroom at a Pride event. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform