{"podcast":{"title":"Weird AF News | Weird News Daily","slug":"weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105","podcast_index_feed_id":686105,"rss_url":"https://feeds.simplecast.com/HoCEaAX0","website_url":"https://www.weirdafnews.com/","image_url":"https://image.simplecastcdn.com/images/5c60c568-39f6-40e9-a56e-c625083c350f/414d0c2e-b084-49fe-a1a9-d640aca8d0ef/3000x3000/anchor-podcast-vb5rk72hllo.jpg?aid=rss_feed","author":"Jonesy","episode_count":599,"summary":"Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.","last_synced_at":"2026-08-01T22:19:18.165152+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105"},"episode":{"title":"Floridaman woke up to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman teacher arrested for taping child's mouth shut.","slug":"floridaman-woke-up-to-a-burglar-touching-his-crotch-and-urinating-on-him-floridaman-teacher-arrested-for-taping-child-s-mouth-shut","published_at":"2026-05-15T21:35:14+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-woke-up-to-a-burglar-touching-his-crotch-and-urinating-on-him-floridaman-teacher-arrested-for-taping-child-s-mouth-shut","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105","url":"https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Floridaman-woke-up-to-a-burglar-touching-his-crotch-and-urinating-on-him--Floridaman-teacher-arrested-for-taping-childs-mouth-shut-e3jecfe","audio_url":"https://traffic.megaphone.fm/APO3824337857.mp3","summary":"FLORIDA FRIDAY - Major weiner heist! Two Floridamen break into a school and steal over 100 hot dogs. Floridaman teacher taped a child's mouth shout during an argument at a Christian school. A Floridaman woke in his bed to a burglar touching his crotch and urinating on him. Floridaman arrested for secretly recording men in a restroom at a Pride event. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform","meta_description":"FLORIDA FRIDAY - Major weiner heist! Two Floridamen break into a school and steal over 100 hot dogs. Floridaman teacher taped a child's mouth shout during…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":1302,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/episodes/floridaman-woke-up-to-a-burglar-touching-his-crotch-and-urinating-on-him-floridaman-teacher-arrested-for-taping-child-s-mouth-shut/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105/floridaman-woke-up-to-a-burglar-touching-his-crotch-and-urinating-on-him-floridaman-teacher-arrested-for-taping-child-s-mouth-shut.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}