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Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.
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- Jun 5, 2026
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots himself in the groin while shopping in Walmart. Floridaman filed a lawsuit after an alligator bites his face off. Rap lyrics in a yearbook leads to suspension of a Florida school principal. Florida woman arrested after stealing $15 vibrator from Walmart. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform