# Floridaman shoots himself in the groin at Walmart. Floridaman gets face bit by an alligator then sues.

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Podcast: [Weird AF News | Weird News Daily](https://stenobird.com/podcast/weird-af-news-weird-news-daily-686105)
Published: 2026-06-05T22:43:10+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/weirdaf/episodes/Floridaman-shoots-himself-in-the-groin-at-Walmart--Floridaman-gets-face-bit-by-an-alligator-then-sues-e3kd9k3
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