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Carson Olshansky A/B Tested The Best Finger For Bangin’ | WHGS Ep. 307
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- We're Having Gay Sex
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- Jan 19, 2026
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Summary
This episode is running experiments, listener! Carson Olshansky (they/them) is a fantastic stand-up comedian, writer, and creator that you’ve seen blowing up your social media feeds, but today they’re in the apartment to fingerblast you so accurately you’ll scream “Eureka!” We discuss a/b testing the best finger for bangin’, finding sexual compatibility, dating mascs with a complicated identity, and having LEGITIMATE trauma from Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville.” Ashley gets boob-honked HARD. Lizzy’s anniversary is nearly ruined. FOLLOW CARSON OLSHANSKY: Join their Substack, “Review Mode”: https://reviewmode.substack.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/carsonolshansky/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@carsonolshansky Twitter: https://x.com/carsonolshansky YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@carson-olshansky FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN @ashgavs TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ashgavs Twitter: https://twitter.com/ashgavs Tour Dates & Newsletter: https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates FOLLOW LIZZY CASSIDY @lizzycassidy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzycassidycomedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lizzycassidy/ Twitter: https://x.com/lizzaster Tour Dates & Podcasts: https://linktr.ee/lizzycassidy PRODUCED BY ALEX VRAHAS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alvrahas/ SUPPORT OUR PODCAST: Watch this UNCUT: https://www.patreon.com/WHGS Merch: https://shop.merchcentral.com/collections/ashley-gavin Watch on this YouTube: https://youtu.be/wqBVoq6kSD4 ______________________________________________ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HELIX: Get 27% OFF sitewide at https://helixsleep.com/gaysex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices