# Carson Olshansky A/B Tested The Best Finger For Bangin’ | WHGS Ep. 307

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Podcast: [We're Having Gay Sex](https://stenobird.com/podcast/we-re-having-gay-sex-119223)
Published: 2026-01-19T10:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This episode is running experiments, listener! Carson Olshansky (they/them) is a fantastic stand-up comedian, writer, and creator that you’ve seen blowing up your social media feeds, but today they’re in the apartment to fingerblast you so accurately you’ll scream “Eureka!” We discuss a/b testing the best finger for bangin’, finding sexual compatibility, dating mascs with a complicated identity, and having LEGITIMATE trauma from Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville.” Ashley gets boob-honked HARD. Lizzy’s anniversary is nearly ruined. FOLLOW CARSON OLSHANSKY: Join their Substack, “Review Mode”: ⁠https://reviewmode.substack.com/⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/carsonolshansky/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@carsonolshansky⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://x.com/carsonolshansky⁠ YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@carson-olshansky⁠ FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN @ashgavs TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/⁠ YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@ashgavs⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/ashgavs⁠ Tour Dates & Newsletter: ⁠https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates⁠ FOLLOW LIZZY CASSIDY @lizzycassidy TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzycassidycomedy⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/lizzycassidy/⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://x.com/lizzaster⁠ Tour Dates & Podcasts: ⁠https://linktr.ee/lizzycassidy⁠ PRODUCED BY ALEX VRAHAS: Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/alvrahas/⁠ SUPPORT OUR PODCAST: Watch this UNCUT: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/WHGS⁠ Merch: ⁠https://shop.merchcentral.com/collections/ashley-gavin⁠ Watch on this YouTube: ⁠https://youtu.be/wqBVoq6kSD4⁠ ______________________________________________ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HELIX: Get 27% OFF sitewide at ⁠https://helixsleep.com/gaysex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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