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May 1, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97
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- May 1, 2026
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- 4071
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Summary
Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Friday, May 1st, 2026 / Josh and Chantel kick off May in the most chaotic, delightful way possible and honestly, we wouldn't have it any other way. From orphaned words you didn't know existed to a furnace that won't quit, a birthday on the horizon, prom season, a tractor arriving on Sunday, what lies deep into the ocean, hot dogs become a safari, dandelions become a cause, and somehow milking a cow becomes the most divisive topic of the episode. Plus, May holidays galore, No Mow May, No Meat May, fun facts about Canada's almost-name, New Hampshire's seatbelt rebellion, the unwritten rules of life we're all apparently breaking, and more! It's Friday. It's May 1st. Chantel turns 45 tomorrow. Let's go!!! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Orphaned negatives (3:00) - Broken furnace (7:06) - Good News (10:57) - Octopus fossils (17:31) - 6 sharp pencils (24:44) - Bob & Linda Belcher (31:20) - Crust only grilled cheese (36:55) - Garden goodies (42:48) - Unwritten rules (46:18) - Chantel does NOT want farm animals (55:15) - May is packed (56:53) - No mow May & no meat May (59:58) - Farmers markets (1:01:18) - Would You Rather (1:03:33) - Friday fun facts