{"podcast":{"title":"Wake Up Classy 97 The Podcast","slug":"wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931","podcast_index_feed_id":6927931,"rss_url":"https://feeds.transistor.fm/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast","website_url":"https://riverbendmediagroup.com/podcasts/","image_url":"https://img.transistorcdn.com/TlqwT7im7-H7uENkQYdi7AEQ4ckXlMXvE4UpvqOCtgA/rs:fill:0:0:1/w:1400/h:1400/q:60/mb:500000/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWct/dXBsb2FkLXByb2R1/Y3Rpb24udHJhbnNp/c3Rvci5mbS80Njg0/YmQyZDY5NjNhNzk4/ZGIyZjEyZGVkMGRk/MGFjZS5wbmc.jpg","author":"Riverbend Media Group","episode_count":514,"summary":"Wake up with Josh & Chantel every weekday from 6a-10a on Classy 97! Missed the show or want to revisit your favorite moments from the show, enjoy Wake Up Classy 97 - The Podcast!","last_synced_at":"2026-07-28T06:20:05.332756+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931"},"episode":{"title":"May 1, 2026 | Wake Up Classy 97","slug":"may-1-2026-wake-up-classy-97","published_at":"2026-05-01T15:38:45+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/may-1-2026-wake-up-classy-97","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931","url":"https://share.transistor.fm/s/0ece97af","audio_url":"https://media.transistor.fm/0ece97af/f63b1ac5.mp3","summary":"Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh &amp; Chantel from Friday, May 1st, 2026 / Josh and Chantel kick off May in the most chaotic, delightful way possible and honestly, we wouldn't have it any other way. From orphaned words you didn't know existed to a furnace that won't quit, a birthday on the horizon, prom season, a tractor arriving on Sunday, what lies deep into the ocean, hot dogs become a safari, dandelions become a cause, and somehow milking a cow becomes the most divisive topic of the episode. Plus, May holidays galore, No Mow May, No Meat May, fun facts about Canada's almost-name, New Hampshire's seatbelt rebellion, the unwritten rules of life we're all apparently breaking, and more! It's Friday. It's May 1st. Chantel turns 45 tomorrow. Let's go!!! Timestamps: (0:00) - Bonus: Orphaned negatives (3:00) - Broken furnace (7:06) - Good News (10:57) - Octopus fossils (17:31) - 6 sharp pencils (24:44) - Bob &amp; Linda Belcher (31:20) - Crust only grilled cheese (36:55) - Garden goodies (42:48) - Unwritten rules (46:18) - Chantel does NOT want farm animals (55:15) - May is packed (56:53) - No mow May &amp; no meat May (59:58) - Farmers markets (1:01:18) - Would You Rather (1:03:33) - Friday fun facts","meta_description":"Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh & Chantel from Friday, May 1st, 2026 / Josh and Chantel kick off May in the most chaotic, delightful way possible and hone…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4071,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/episodes/may-1-2026-wake-up-classy-97/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/wake-up-classy-97-the-podcast-6927931/may-1-2026-wake-up-classy-97.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}