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Everything's Faster Than I Am
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- Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude
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- Jun 28, 2026
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- 10672
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Summary
<p>This week Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude tackle the important stuff: standing water that won't quit, a GoPro that sprouted legs and ran off, and what happens when you look down your nose at explosives. Also: hovercrafts as a business model, the Waffle House pipeline, TSA's war on ranch dressing, Reddit setup live on air, caveman cabbage, and a surprisingly honest conversation about what truck drivers carry with them long after they leave the road.</p> <p>Oh, and the Duuude is now on Reddit. Mostly.</p> <h3>Topics This Week</h3> <ul> <li>Gulf Coast flooding and the great lawnmower dilemma</li> <li>Tropical Storm Earther and the eastern edge problem</li> <li>Hovercrafts — recreational, commercial, and English Channel</li> <li>The Obama Presidential Center and Chicago politics</li> <li>Waffle House, ranch dressing, and TSA nonsense</li> <li>Income tax history and the Federal Reserve</li> <li>Caveman cabbage recipe and rice cooker revelations</li> <li>The missing GoPro saga</li> <li>Scrapin' the Coast and content planning</li> <li>Truck speed governors — a bad idea then, a bad idea now</li> <li>Vietnam vets and what you don't ask</li> <li>Building the Three Grumpy Vets subreddit live on air</li> <li>ClassicGameZone.com and Neal.fun — this week's sites</li> <li>Fireworks safety tip: don't hold them</li> </ul> <h3>Find Us</h3> <ul> <li>Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ThreeGrumpyVets">r/ThreeGrumpyVets</a></li>…