# Everything's Faster Than I Am Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-grumpy-vets-and-a-duuude-6875853/everything-s-faster-than-i-am Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-grumpy-vets-and-a-duuude-6875853/everything-s-faster-than-i-am.md Podcast: [Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude](https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-grumpy-vets-and-a-duuude-6875853) Published: 2026-06-28T23:59:00+00:00 Episode link: https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/two-grumpy-vets/everythings-faster-than-i-am Audio file: https://op3.dev/e/serve.podhome.fm/episode/d85119fb-b5bf-437d-2ae7-08dc551f1aab/639180780534510095780b5cf3-2878-49e9-b39b-00b76d397837v1.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-grumpy-vets-and-a-duuude-6875853/episodes/everything-s-faster-than-i-am Duration seconds: 10672 ## Resource <p>This week Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude tackle the important stuff: standing water that won't quit, a GoPro that sprouted legs and ran off, and what happens when you look down your nose at explosives. Also: hovercrafts as a business model, the Waffle House pipeline, TSA's war on ranch dressing, Reddit setup live on air, caveman cabbage, and a surprisingly honest conversation about what truck drivers carry with them long after they leave the road.</p> <p>Oh, and the Duuude is now on Reddit. Mostly.</p> <h3>Topics This Week</h3> <ul>   <li>Gulf Coast flooding and the great lawnmower dilemma</li>   <li>Tropical Storm Earther and the eastern edge problem</li>   <li>Hovercrafts — recreational, commercial, and English Channel</li>   <li>The Obama Presidential Center and Chicago politics</li>   <li>Waffle House, ranch dressing, and TSA nonsense</li>   <li>Income tax history and the Federal Reserve</li>   <li>Caveman cabbage recipe and rice cooker revelations</li>   <li>The missing GoPro saga</li>   <li>Scrapin' the Coast and content planning</li>   <li>Truck speed governors — a bad idea then, a bad idea now</li>   <li>Vietnam vets and what you don't ask</li>   <li>Building the Three Grumpy Vets subreddit live on air</li>   <li>ClassicGameZone.com and Neal.fun — this week's sites</li>   <li>Fireworks safety tip: don't hold them</li> </ul> <h3>Find Us</h3> <ul>   <li>Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ThreeGrumpyVets">r/ThreeGrumpyVets</a></li>… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-grumpy-vets-and-a-duuude-6875853/episodes/everything-s-faster-than-i-am/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-grumpy-vets-and-a-duuude-6875853/everything-s-faster-than-i-am.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.