Episode

SCIENTIST BREAKS DOWN WHY YOU KEEP LOSING THE GIRL 👩‍🔬

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The Meet Market
Published
Jul 1, 2026
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2577
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Summary

Turns out dating has patterns... and our guest literally studies patterns for a living. Celine is an Arizona epidemiologist, so spotting red flags is basically in her job description. She helps us figure out why people get ghosted, catfished, and stuck chasing someone who was never serious. We get into dating app detective work, first-date disasters, and the ER doctor who somehow made tiki drinks awkward. We also talk about reverse phone lookups, getting unmatched after a date that fel...