# SCIENTIST BREAKS DOWN WHY YOU KEEP LOSING THE GIRL 👩‍🔬

Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-meet-market-7160966/scientist-breaks-down-why-you-keep-losing-the-girl
Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-meet-market-7160966/scientist-breaks-down-why-you-keep-losing-the-girl.md
Podcast: [The Meet Market](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-meet-market-7160966)
Published: 2026-07-01T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.themeetmarketpodcast.com
Audio file: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2440026/episodes/19425495-scientist-breaks-down-why-you-keep-losing-the-girl.mp3
Processing state: not_requested
JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-meet-market-7160966/episodes/scientist-breaks-down-why-you-keep-losing-the-girl
Duration seconds: 2577

## Resource

Turns out dating has patterns... and our guest literally studies patterns for a living. Celine is an Arizona epidemiologist, so spotting red flags is basically in her job description. She helps us figure out why people get ghosted, catfished, and stuck chasing someone who was never serious. We get into dating app detective work, first-date disasters, and the ER doctor who somehow made tiki drinks awkward. We also talk about reverse phone lookups, getting unmatched after a date that fel...

## Actions

- request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-meet-market-7160966/episodes/scientist-breaks-down-why-you-keep-losing-the-girl/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode.
- read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-meet-market-7160966/scientist-breaks-down-why-you-keep-losing-the-girl.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource.

A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed.

## Transcript

Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.