Episode
There Is No They - #566
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- The Fifth Column
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- Jul 15, 2026
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- 5472
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Summary
-The many sins of fattie John J. Cafaro - The Moynihan Report will return -Hand jobs and the intellectual life of West Hollywood -Release the Welch canceled-songs playlist -The Iran deal is dead. The war is back. -Why did Iran blow it up? Why does a dog lick his balls? -Air power has never toppled a regime -The anti-globalists discover the Strait of Hormuz -Israel’s secret Ahmadinejad project -In partial defense of the late Lindsey Graham -Politics is gross. Stop loving politicians. -Fellating is best done behind closed doors -“There is no they. There is only we. And we usually don’t know what the fuck we’re doing.” -Midterm Madness comes to Michigan -Haley Stevens brings a little bit of stick-it-to-’em -Is this DSA thing real? -Colorado nominates a man who first killed at seven (he thinks) -Two fatal ICE shootings in two weeks -Ann Widdecombe is murdered. Britain shrugs. -Kmele attempts the Caitlin Clark/data center crossover. It does not land. Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST. Follow The Fifth Column YouTube: @wethefifth Instagram: @we.the.fifth X: @wethefifth TikTok: @wethefifth Facebook: @thefifthcolumn This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe