{"podcast":{"title":"The Fifth Column","slug":"the-fifth-column-1025117","podcast_index_feed_id":1025117,"rss_url":"https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/815642.rss","website_url":"https://www.wethefifth.com/podcast","image_url":"https://substackcdn.com/feed/podcast/815642/ca33dc4062e8147e3722ed27e0f4cbc0.jpg","author":"Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch","episode_count":682,"summary":"Analysis, Commentary, Sedition. @wethefifth","last_synced_at":"2026-07-29T22:20:10.350906+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-fifth-column-1025117"},"episode":{"title":"There Is No They - #566","slug":"there-is-no-they-566","published_at":"2026-07-15T11:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-fifth-column-1025117/there-is-no-they-566","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-fifth-column-1025117","url":"https://www.wethefifth.com/p/there-is-no-they-566","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.substack.com/feed/podcast/207098967/6d5f4d7625a5a8b3a2061995ef44bd3e.mp3","summary":"-The many sins of fattie John J. Cafaro - The Moynihan Report will return -Hand jobs and the intellectual life of West Hollywood -Release the Welch canceled-songs playlist -The Iran deal is dead. The war is back. -Why did Iran blow it up? Why does a dog lick his balls? -Air power has never toppled a regime -The anti-globalists discover the Strait of Hormuz -Israel’s secret Ahmadinejad project -In partial defense of the late Lindsey Graham -Politics is gross. Stop loving politicians. -Fellating is best done behind closed doors -“There is no they. There is only we. And we usually don’t know what the fuck we’re doing.” -Midterm Madness comes to Michigan -Haley Stevens brings a little bit of stick-it-to-’em -Is this DSA thing real? -Colorado nominates a man who first killed at seven (he thinks) -Two fatal ICE shootings in two weeks -Ann Widdecombe is murdered. Britain shrugs. -Kmele attempts the Caitlin Clark/data center crossover. It does not land. Prefer to watch & chat live with other members of the Fifdom? This episode premieres over on our YouTube channel at 12PM EST. Follow The Fifth Column YouTube: @wethefifth Instagram: @we.the.fifth X: @wethefifth TikTok: @wethefifth Facebook: @thefifthcolumn This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.wethefifth.com/subscribe","meta_description":"-The many sins of fattie John J. Cafaro - The Moynihan Report will return -Hand jobs and the intellectual life of West Hollywood -Release the Welch cancel…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":5472,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-fifth-column-1025117/episodes/there-is-no-they-566/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-fifth-column-1025117/there-is-no-they-566.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}