Episode

Halfwits, Knuckle Draggers, and Droolers (Members Only #313)

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The Fifth Column
Published
Apr 7, 2026
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1223
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Summary

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.wethefifth.com BEHOLD, the Mailbag (aka male-bagging, aka you-yell-at-us-and-we-tell-you-to-fuck-off) -The Easter Bunny claps for the Iran rescue -Lie long enough and eventually your conscience taps out -about that Rahm moment -who remembers Jazz Hands? -maybe woke actually is over -Bret Weinstein, vindication for the Evergreen psychos -Helen Keller and her commie ventriloqu…