# Halfwits, Knuckle Draggers, and Droolers (Members Only #313)

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Podcast: [The Fifth Column](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-fifth-column-1025117)
Published: 2026-04-07T11:02:49+00:00
Episode link: https://www.wethefifth.com/p/halfwits-knuckle-draggers-and-droolers
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