Episode
Episode 287 | Two Minutes for Glamour
- Podcast
- The Burt Selleck Podcast
- Published
- May 19, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 3650
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Summary
The boys break down sports fandom, bad calls, and the strange theatrical beauty of flopping, which leads to the official ruling: two minutes for glamour. From Red Wings fans crawling out of the walls to basketball refs becoming the main characters, this episode gets into Detroit sports pain, rich-guy hockey culture, and why every foul call feels like a haunted house with a whistle. Also covered: jazz confusion, ear scrunchies, 1880s prank channels, flying carpet logistics, burner accounts, and the kind of historical nonsense that starts with literacy and somehow ends at Bin Laden.