# Episode 287 | Two Minutes for Glamour

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Podcast: [The Burt Selleck Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-burt-selleck-podcast-1245946)
Published: 2026-05-19T01:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://burtselleckpod.com/
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Duration seconds: 3650

## Resource

The boys break down sports fandom, bad calls, and the strange theatrical beauty of flopping, which leads to the official ruling: two minutes for glamour. From Red Wings fans crawling out of the walls to basketball refs becoming the main characters, this episode gets into Detroit sports pain, rich-guy hockey culture, and why every foul call feels like a haunted house with a whistle. Also covered: jazz confusion, ear scrunchies, 1880s prank channels, flying carpet logistics, burner accounts, and the kind of historical nonsense that starts with literacy and somehow ends at Bin Laden.

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