Episode
Bahama Trauma
- Podcast
- The blondEST
- Published
- Mar 2, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 2259
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Summary
Savanna finally sits down with her ride-or-die, celebrity esthetician Candice, and let's just say this Bahamas trip was NOT what the brochure promised. Rock-hard beds, zero food, no towels, bed bugs, a shark that used Savanna as a chew toy, and somehow — they still had the time of their lives. If you've ever roughed it for the sake of the adventure (or accidentally eaten hand soap at a spa), this one's for you. Shop here now: https://www.savannaboda.com