# Bahama Trauma

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Podcast: [The blondEST](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-blondest-491566)
Published: 2026-03-02T06:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/35527de0
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/35527de0/ef349cf8.mp3
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Duration seconds: 2259

## Resource

Savanna finally sits down with her ride-or-die, celebrity esthetician Candice, and let's just say this Bahamas trip was NOT what the brochure promised. Rock-hard beds, zero food, no towels, bed bugs, a shark that used Savanna as a chew toy, and somehow — they still had the time of their lives. If you've ever roughed it for the sake of the adventure (or accidentally eaten hand soap at a spa), this one's for you. Shop here now: https://www.savannaboda.com

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