Episode
Episode 496: Christmas In Hallmark Hell!
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- That LARRY SHOW
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- Dec 25, 2025
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- 1512
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Summary
Old School Santa improved kids with lumps of coal ■ Why HALLMARK actors are simp castratos ■ Why do middle-aged Americans look like children? ■ Larry's SICK plan for stadium kiss-cams ■ If Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison did a Hallmark movie ■ GAY Chatgpt tells why Hallmark Romeos are weird ■ The REAL MEANING of Christmas